I like Jell-O.

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

(via chill-dill)

best-of-funny:

xcounterparts:

I wrote a haiku about summer vacation.

Why is it so hot
Is it Monday or Friday
Wait, is that the sun

X

(via sorry-its-just-me)

"I’m The Doctor, I’m a TimeLord, I’m from the planet Gallifrey, in the constellation Kasterborous, I’m 9 hundred and 3 years old, and I’m the man whose going to save your life’s and all 6 billion people on the planet below, you got a problem with that?"

- Doctor 10 (via kassibooo)

(via blood-and-ink-stain-the-walls)

snoipahkat:

okay animal crossing is generally a really chill game and all but fuck me if fishing for shark isnt the most stressful heart-pounding shit like oh my god

(via deadasawallflower)

shattered-ocean:

fearlesskids:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

commanderinqueef:

imagine if butterflies breathed fire 

but only a little bit of fire

“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”

*puff puff*

“thanks little buddy”

“yo butterfly light my joint”

“thanks lil nigga”

There are two kinds of people

(Source: rlymax, via thiss-oness-a-fighterr)

spyduck:

capri sun needs to make 2 liters

(via kellinbostwicksleepingwithsirens)

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

(Source: lordoftheinternet, via not-the-same-person)

nonymoose:

whishaws:

swingsetindecember:

the quiet love story that never was

#’chicks dig him’ he said #’i dig him’ he thought to himself

[“Mr. Brightside” by The Killers playing in the background]

(Source: savemebarrys, via leahluhnaynay)